In an effort to hand out something seasonal, in addition to candy (knowing that kids would mutiny if they didn't get candy, too), we bought this bag of silly plastic rings at our local Big Lots. Spiders, pumpkins, bats...
But wait--what kind of rings are these?
Hmmm.
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In case of accidental torting, is there some sort of cream or ointment to help?
If it's a serious case of ass torting, you probably ought to give your proctologist a ring. ;^)
All cases of ass torting should be referred to The Ass Ponies.
:^)
Oh, I'd almost forgotten about the Ass Ponies. I can hear you saying their name now! Thanks, Mike--I needed that laugh today.
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